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#1 User is offline   LTDShredder 

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 08:20 PM

Do chicks dig people who shred neo-classically?
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 01:45 AM

Of course. Why do you think we do this?

Seriously though, chicks dig guys who collect obsolete video game consoles and accessories.

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 11:56 AM

chicks dig chris cavera.
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 12:23 PM

So what should I do if I'm not him?

=> shred neoclassically

I mean: Yngwie gets the girls, so does michael romeo and mab, too.
remember: the gift of shred does not smile on the good looking.

so I think shred helps a lot with the girls...
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 02:12 PM

View PostLTDShredder, on Oct 22 2008, 04:20 PM, said:

Do chicks dig people who shred neo-classically?

If by "chicks" you mean "teenage boys" then yes!

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 05:29 PM

Nah, i dont think guitar playing imrpeses girls unless they are guitar players themselves. Same as anything, unless you understand it your maybe not that impressed by it. then again, teenage fanboys dont understand shred but seem very impressed by it, hmmm.....
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 08:02 PM

View Postjak888, on Oct 24 2008, 08:23 AM, said:

So what should I do if I'm not him?

=> shred neoclassically

I mean: Yngwie gets the girls, so does michael romeo and mab, too.
remember: the gift of shred does not smile on the good looking.

so I think shred helps a lot with the girls...


what if it was some metal riffs combined with neoclassic shredding?
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 08:08 PM

View PostLTDShredder, on Oct 28 2008, 08:02 PM, said:

what if it was some metal riffs combined with neoclassic shredding?

your going to have to get a girl who is into metal to play the metal riffs for them... I think....
I am the worst with the ladies though so... but personally I don't think my style of playing impresses women very much.. and I do neoclasical.. but not like yngwie :P
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 02:36 AM

View Postjak888, on Oct 24 2008, 08:23 AM, said:

Yngwie gets the girls


I say forget the shredding and just get a poofy pirate shirt and some leather pants.
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 05:20 PM

yeah like seinfeld on that one episode:

I don't like this fucking shirt!

But the picture once again proves it: Yngwie's looks don't do any good to him, girl wise. Get some skills, get on tour and wait for the girls.
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 08:07 PM

View Postjak888, on Oct 29 2008, 06:20 PM, said:

yeah like seinfeld on that one episode:

I don't like this fucking shirt!

But the picture once again proves it: Yngwie's looks don't do any good to him, girl wise. Get some skills, get on tour and wait for the girls.

that episode was :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sienfeld on the whole is :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
yeah but yngwie looks so wierd in that pic... he looks wierd all the time.. the skills are the only reason he gets em it seems... but still hard to believe..
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Posted 30 October 2008 - 08:19 AM

Sorry dude, the only people you will get asking you questions aren't gals but guys who want guitar lessons :P
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Posted 31 October 2008 - 02:27 PM

yeah...
that's what we all want:
girls that ask us questions...
...about our technique
that's all we want to do with girls: answer their questions...
I think as long as you're a rockstar, you won't have problems with getting girls.
The only question is, if you want those groupies or if you're gonna
get fed up with them pretty soon...
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Posted 01 November 2008 - 07:21 AM

And there I was thinking that chicks dig guys with fast fingers.
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Posted 01 November 2008 - 12:26 PM

Haha Vaughn! Thats why they go for pianist, they have 8 fast fingers, we have only four!!!
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Posted 01 November 2008 - 01:09 PM

View PostAdji, on Nov 1 2008, 11:26 PM, said:

Haha Vaughn! Thats why they go for pianist, they have 8 fast fingers, we have only four!!!

:lol: :lol:

I guess that's the reason why I have pianist envy.
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Posted 01 November 2008 - 01:57 PM

View PostAdji, on Nov 1 2008, 12:26 PM, said:

Haha Vaughn! Thats why they go for pianist, they have 8 fast fingers, we have only four!!!


Speak for yourself. I play classical guitar. ;)
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 11:07 PM

View PostMikeR, on Nov 1 2008, 08:57 AM, said:

Speak for yourself. I play classical guitar. ;)


i lol'd :lol:
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 12:44 PM

haha this is getting seedy now.
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Posted 11 November 2008 - 01:29 AM

View PostAdji, on Nov 1 2008, 12:26 PM, said:

Haha Vaughn! Thats why they go for pianist, they have 8 fast fingers, we have only four!!!

pianists have 10 fast fingers my friend....
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